Square Pie Guys Menu (Update 2025)
Square Pie Guys offers a unique dining experience in San Francisco, specializing in Detroit-style pizzas, salads, and chicken wings. With a diverse menu that caters to both meat lovers and vegans, Square Pie Guys stands out for their flavorful and delicious offerings. Customers rave about their crispy yet fluffy crusts, innovative toppings like paneer tikka and Szechuan wings, and the creamy vodka sauce on pizzas like Ellen Supreme. The inviting ambiance, friendly staff, and seamless ordering process through QR codes or at the counter make dining at Square Pie Guys a pleasure. Whether you're looking for a gourmet pizza experience or a casual meal with friends, Square Pie Guys delivers on taste, quality, and variety. A must-visit for pizza enthusiasts and foodies alike!
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Pepperoni
our pepperoni: red sauce, pepperonisPlease note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Spicy Pepperoni
vodka sauce, loaded with both cupping and shredded pepperoni, pickled jalapeno, finished with our signature spicy ranch.
The Big Von
white sauce, italian sausage, pepperoni, mike's hot honey.'s own Big Von has been a fan of Square Pie Guys since day one. Now you can eat like Big Von himself! Order the exclusive pie he created. Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank you We are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Regular Square
our plain cheese: red sauce, fresh mozzarella Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank you We are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Create Your Own
Create your own pizza is back! Select your sauce and choose up to two meat and up two veggies for your own custom square pie. Pies come standard with our patented cheddar edge and mozzarella on the pie. You can select vegan cheese and gluten free dough as a substitute.We are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Ellen Supreme
vodka sauce, pepperoni, italian sausage, grilled onions, pickled peppers, mushroom medleymeat lovers meet the works. This hearty pie is loaded with the best toppings, our spicy vodka sauce base, and of course melty mozzarella cheesePlease note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Buffalo Chicken
buffalo parm sauce, crispy buffalo chicken, ranch and buffalo sauce drizzle, and green onions. your tastebuds will thank you.
Mush-O-Roni
red sauce, mushroom medley, pepperoni, mikes hot honey, grana, parsley.Everyones favorite topping combo just got kicked up a notch, or two. Mushroom medley and cupping roni finished with mikes hot honey, grana, and parsley. Talk about pizza with pizzazz.When a match made in pizza topping heaven gets kicked up a notch or two. We took mushrooms and pepperoni, your most requested combo, and added mikes hot honey, grana, and parsley.Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Hawaiiandsor
Vodka sauce, our signature cheddar edge, pineapple, Hormel's shredded pepperoni, provolone cheese, pickled Fresno chiles, oregano, green onions and a grana parsley blend.Celebrate Hawaiian Pizza Day with our exclusive limited-time offering, the Hawaiindsor Pizza. This unique creation blends the best Hawaiian and Windsor-style pizzas, featuring Hormel's new shredded pepperoni, a signature ingredient in Windsor, Ontario's renowned pizza style.Indulge in the bold flavors of vodka sauce paired with our signature cheddar edge, provolone cheese, and pickled Fresno chiles. Each bite is finished with a sprinkle of oregano and a grana blend, creating a harmonious balance of savory and tangy. Don't miss out on this fusion of classic and contemporary tastes, available for a limited time only!
How Mushroom
white sauce, mushroom medley, parsely, grana cheesePlease note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Plant Squares
red sauce, mushroom medley, green olive, charred broccoli, cherry tomatoPlease note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Veggie Pie Guys
red sauce, confit garlic, grilled onion, baby kale, pickled peppers, sun dried tomato vinaigretteWarm veggies with every bite! Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Vegan Pie Guys
red sauce, confit garlic, grilled onion, baby kale, pickled peppers, sun dried tomato vinaigrette.Vegan dreamin' ! Skip the create your own menu and trust us, this one's umami packed!Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Pizzas
Salads
Chilled Bowl Salad
kale & chopped romaine, broccoli, cherry tomato, spicy sunflower seeds, gigante beans, with house sun-dried tomato vinaigrettePlease note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten-free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Kale Caesar
kale & chopped romaine, cherry tomato, brioche crouton, grana, with green goddess dressingPlease note the green goddess dressing contains anchovies. We respectfully decline add-on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank youWe are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten-free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Chopped Salad
chopped romaine & radicchio, provolone cheese, marinated artichoke, pickled onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, soppressata salami, with red wine vinaigrette
Buffalo Wings
six all natural jumbo chicken wings, romaine, with blue cheeseA classic Buffalo wing. Gluten Free Wings. Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank you We are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Szechuan Wings
six all natural jumbo chicken wings, house szechuan dry fried, scallion, with cilantro lime cremaTingly, spicy, sweet.Gluten Free Wings. Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank you We are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Lemon Pepper Wings
Six all natural jumbo chicken wings, lemon butter, lemon pepper seasoning, scallion with carrot sticks and ranch
Plain Wings
Six all natural jumbo wings, extra crispy, scallion with carrot sticks and choice of SPG sauce or ranch
Garlic Cheesy Bread
Cheesy bread with garlic oil
Cheesy Bread
comes with a side of red sauceCan be made vegan Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank you We are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Crispy Brussels
California brussels sprouts, halved then cooked till crispy, tossed with our house szechuan spice. served with Cilantro Lime Crema
Fries
with a side of ketchup Please note we respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank you We are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.
Wings And Sides
Dippin' Sauces
Ranch
Spicy Ranch
the calabrian chili infused sibling to our house made ranch! try it, its hot ;)
SPG Sauce
Our answer to thousand island dressing.
Cilantro Lime Crema
Mikes Hot Honey
Mikes Hot Honey - sweet and spicy extra nicey
Red Sauce
Big cup of Red Sauce to go. Vegan
Green Goddess Dressing
A bright, herby, creamy side.Dressing contains anchovies
Sun Dried Tomato Vinaigrette
A tart, umami vinaigrette thats perfect for dippin even if youre veganVegan
Blue Cheese
Soft and Creamy with a sharp piquant flavor. Pairs well with our Buffalo Wings
Red Wine Vinaigrette
an awesome vin, made with red wine vinegar and used on our chopped salad, this dressing will be tangy, punchy, and fruity.
Square Cookie
chocolate chip cookie baked in-house, with white chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles
GF Square Cookie
Finally, a gluten-free dessert! our gluten-free chocolate chip cookie baked in-house, with white chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles
Square Brownie
chocolate brownie warmed in our oven drizzled with white chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles
Desserts
Local Ice Cream Pints By Double Rainbow
Square "Pint" Guys
Double Rainbow's milk chocolate and coffee ice cream base with crushed cookie crumb pie crust pieces and a fudge swirl. Super rich and decadent just like the classic Mississippi Mud Pie.
It's A Goody Ice Cream
Double Rainbow's classic, award winning Vanilla Ice Cream gets even more delicious with ribbons of peanut butter and rich fudge chips.
French Vanilla Ice Cream
Theres nothing plain about this classic. Winner of Best in America, Double Rainbows French Vanilla is a perfectly crafted blend of the highest quality milk, cream, eggs and vanilla.
Strawberry W/Cake
Creamy strawberry ice cream laced with luscious berries and cheesecake pieces.
Mango Tangerine Sorbet
Perfectly sweet mangos and tangy tangerines are blended together to create an exciting sorbet flavor.
Saratoga
Saratoga still water has a clean flavor profile, with a refreshing aftertaste. Its mouthfeel is light and smooth. Saratoga is sourced and bottled in the United States.
Hoptonic Green Tea
Hoptonic sparkling green tea combines uniquely sourced whole jasmine flowers and green tea grown in the high elevations of the Yunnan province. Paired with Citra hops to compliment the floral notes of the tea. Enjoy!Served in a oz can.Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Organic Green Jasmine Tea, Hops
Hoptonic Earl Grey
This sparkling tea is comprised of French Earl Grey tea containing organic rose petals sourced from a high elevation farm in Poland. Brewed with Amarillo hops to accentuate the deep citrus note of a classic Earl Grey tea. Enjoy!Served in a oz can.Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Organic Black Tea, Hops, Organic Rose Petals
Topo Chico
Quench your thirst with sparkling mineral water sourced in Monterrey, Mexico. One sip and you'll be transported to a sparkly oasis. This item comes in a fl oz glass or plastic bottle (depending on availability)
Boylan Cane Sugar Cola
A complex cola derived from oils of orange, lemon and lime, with hints of nutmeg, coriander and lavender.
Diet Cola
A guilt-free cola made from a complex blend of citrus oils and hints of spices.
Maine Root Beer
Rich and creamy handcrafted soda made with extracts of wintergreen, clove, and anise. Maine Root prides itself on Fair Trade organic cane sugar from Brazil. Its a pretty sweet supply chain. Caffeine free.
Bubble Up Lemon Lime
A crisp and refreshing lemon lime soda with pure cane sugar.
Harney & Sons Apple Juice
Enjoy the crisp, succulent taste of nature's gifts without a visit to the orchard. ( oz bottle)
Soft Drinks
Catering
Cat - Buffalo Wings
Serves People ( wings). Served with your choice of dipping sauces.
Cat - Szechuan Wings
Serves People ( wings). Served with your choice of dipping sauces.
Kale Caesar
Serves People - Shredded kale with cherry tomatoes, homemade brioche croutons, Grana cheese, and green goddess Caesar dressing.
Chilled Bowl Salad
Serves People - Shredded kale with shaved broccoli, cherry tomatoes, spicy sunflower seeds, gigante beans, and sun-dried tomato vinaigrette.
SPG Pizza Package
Serves People - Includes regular squares pizzas (w/ red sauce & mozzarella cheese), plant squares pizzas (w/ red sauce, roasted mushrooms, roasted broccoli, cherry tomatoes & olives), x pizzas (w/ red sauce & pepperoni), Big Von pizzas (w/ white sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni & Mike's hot honey), and How Mush-Room pizzas (w/ white sauce, roasted mushroom medley, parsley & Grana cheese). All pizzas are cut in slices. No substitutions.
Veggie Pizza Package
Serves People - Includes plant squares pizzas (w/ red sauce, roasted mushrooms, roaste d broccoli, cherry tomatoes & olives), regular squares pizzas (w/ red sauce & mozzarella cheese), and How Mush-Room pizzas (w/ white sauce, roasted mushroom medley, parsley & Grana cheese). All pizzas are cut in slices. No substitutions.
Cheese Pizza Package
Serves People - Includes regular square pizzas (w/ red sauce & mozzarella cheese). All pizzas are cut in slices. No substitutions.
Birthday Party Bundle
Serves People - Includes five x pepperoni pizzas and five regular square pizzas.
The Big Box Deal
Each box holds double the pizza of our regular size box. Heres the deal: When you buy one pizza at full price, you will get the second pizza for a big discount! No promo code required. Offer does not apply to Create Your Own Pizzas. For descriptions of the pizzas, please look at the individual pizza on our normal menu